As an incentive to get into the holiday mood, I'm planning on doing a Secrete Santa event thing this year.

If you're unfamiliar with Secrete Santa, here's how it works:

1. I ingest large amounts of Christmas (Cap'n) Crunch.

2. My body breaks down the delicious cereal into pure holiday cheer.

3. I lay under the Christmas tree, bathing my body in the warm glow of colored lights.

4. Presents ooze from my pores.

5. Giftees approach me and lick up their winnings from my glistening figure.

I know it's short notice, but who wants to join the fun?